Heartburn Puns

A list of puns related to "Heartburn"

I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...

... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!

Happy cake day to meeeeee!

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👤︎ u/charlie_boo
📅︎ May 24 2020
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My brother just died of heartburn

I can't believe Gaviscon...

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👤︎ u/jdbsplashum
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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My good friend Gavin died of heartburn recently

I still can't believe that Gaviscon.

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👤︎ u/Perigeesus
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do ya call a guy in wheelchair who has HIV and Heartburn

Rolaids

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👤︎ u/Irishlamb
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Gavin always said his crippling heartburn would be the death of him. I still can't believe

Gaviscon

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👤︎ u/sincers21
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I got heartburn from eating my cake

The doctor told me to take the candles off next time.

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👤︎ u/djmuhlestein
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What does an ant take to get rid of heartburn?

An antacid

I'm a single mom so I feel its ok for me to post this (and it made my daughter facepalm)

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👤︎ u/javalove1
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What does Tennessee Ernie Ford take when he has heartburn?

Sixteen Tums

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👤︎ u/writerdmcollins
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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I used to get heartburn so often I named it Gavin. Me and Gav became good friends until I finally started taking medication.

Gaviscon

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👤︎ u/charlie_boo
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Got something for your heartburn.... imgur.com/X1sXHCj
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👤︎ u/clomjompsonjim
📅︎ Sep 18 2015
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One of my family members is really against heartburn

Her name is Aunt Acid.

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👤︎ u/Lawlish
📅︎ Feb 25 2017
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What's that comedy duo called that joke about heartburn and indigestion?

The Two Rennies

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👤︎ u/ElectricToast
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Stairway to Heartburn imgur.com/3oF2WUu
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👤︎ u/Morris_Less
📅︎ Sep 01 2014
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Dealing with heartburn after dinner

http://i.imgur.com/XIsfNDj.jpg

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👤︎ u/deutschbag17
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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Some guy told a female GI Doctor “girrrrrl you’re so spicy I need a Nexium after having you”

She asks him why and he said, “my heartburn’s for you”

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👤︎ u/Vinyl_Vey
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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One-line vampire jokes for Halloween

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?

It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?

A bloodhound.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving.

What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?

‘Long time, no see!’

Why is Dracula so unpopular?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/one-line-vampire-jokes-for-halloween/

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👤︎ u/tfraymond
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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My wife’s eyes literally just rolled while groaning and I’m still giggling

Wife from upstairs : hey hun can you bring me a heartburn pill before coming up the stairs?

Me from downstairs: how am I going to bring the pill to you before coming up the stairs?

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👤︎ u/Usernotfound011
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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My mate Gav just died of heartburn!

I can't believe Gaviscon.

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👤︎ u/ShredderSte
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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My friend Gavin died of heartburn the other day

I can’t believe Gaviscon

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👤︎ u/Nesspah
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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