An older man took his wife to the hospital, fearing a heart attack

The man waits for a while and the doctor comes out to tell his findings. The doctor says, "Your wife did not have a heart attack. She just has acute angina."

Adjusting his hearing aid, the husband says, "Listen here young man, don't go talking about my wife's privates like that! I know she's cute down there!"

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📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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My dad was having some chest pain.

We were walking through Walmart and my dad said his chest hurt.

Me: Do you have acute angina?

Dad: Don't talk about your naughty woman parts!

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📅︎ Aug 28 2016
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