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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why is an antacid the opposite of a time machine?

Because its a reflux incapacitator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the02guy
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Before we leave, grab antacid

and uncle alkaline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy_Bayou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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What do ants take to get high?

Antacid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What Do You Call a Type of Medicine That You’re Related To?

Antacid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGeekman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What does an ant take to get rid of heartburn?

An antacid

I'm a single mom so I feel its ok for me to post this (and it made my daughter facepalm)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javalove1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If you crumble Tums over an ant hill, the ants will start making bizarre shapes from the mound...

They'll be tripping on antacid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitrocloud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What's an insects favorite drug?

Antacid.

(Sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xx_Hedshot_xX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call the sister of an acid?

Antacid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?

He dissolved them in antacid.

Ba-dum… tsss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekabis
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...

They call it antacid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derivedintegral
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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If ants took Tums, would they get high?

I mean, it's an antacid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drumbum97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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I had a stomach ache

Me: Do you have any antacids? Dad: No, but I have some uncle-acids!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blewis222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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My professor got us in class today

Professor: "Do you know what kind of acid ants make" Class:... Professor: "Antacid"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgman24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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