Each bag hass avocados
One time my friend ate rotten avocado
he so bad hass
Overheard at the grocery store yesterday
A woman is looking for the perfect avocado. The display in front of her has both Hass and Florida avocados.
She asks the produce worker: "Excuse me--What's the difference between the two types?" and without missing a beat, the worker replies "Oh, about three thousand miles."
