David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

β€œIt’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.

β€œJust call me Hoff”, he replied.

β€œSure”, said the bartender, β€œno hassle”.

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I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...

All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I finally figured out why David Hasselhoff changed his name to The Hoff.

Too much Hassel.

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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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David Hasselhoff walked into a bar reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deivux66
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Have you heard about David Hasselhoff?

He’s changing his surname to just β€œHoff” because it’s less hassel

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David Hasselhoff has officially changed his name to "David Hoff".

The star has stated "In the beginning, it was hard to change my last name. But after some time, there was no hassle"

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I refer to David Hasselhoff as "The Hoff"

It's less of a hassel 😏

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David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.

It’s less of a hassle.

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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar

The bartender says, β€œOh my god, David Hasselhoff, this is so amazing!β€œ

David Hasselhoff replies, β€œJust call me Hoff.β€œ

The bartender replies, β€œSure, no hassle, just Hoff.”

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