Harvest Puns

A list of puns related to "Harvest"

Budweiser harvest(?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fullmetal_Platypus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why didn’t the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?

It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawdawg_75
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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One time on a road trip we drove through Iowa and stopped at a farm around harvest time. I tried to speak to the farmer about buying some fresh corn 🌽 but he had no time for me.

β€œSorry, mister,” he said. β€œI’m up to my ears in work.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?

Gluten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HennyPennyBenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsernameAttempt14478
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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If there's a harvest moon in October.

Does that make it a Red October?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qoheleth47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.

After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...

"You reap what you saw".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiSatthar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why isn't cotton ready for harvest in March?

Because it's still Lint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laringar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What is the motto of people who harvest organs?

We de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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A difficult fruit to harvest, it’s their pincers and Ciderways movement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.

They do their best to navigate that maize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do you call a harvest of dad jokes?

A cornycopia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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How did my dad respond to the girl i brought home with me who harvests honey?

She’s a keeper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Political-Blackbeard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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How do space farmers harvest their crops?

With a tractor beam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobertigerwoods
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why did the farmer forbid his daughter from partaking in the harvest?

She kept wearing crop tops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What did the nervous dad say to his kid trying to harvest honey from an angry hive?

"Just let them bee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrew_Z
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmartassBrickmelter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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