7 Hilarious Reap Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Gardening may be a gamble...

But I feel like a winner. Weed em and reap!

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📅︎ Jan 15 2021

In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.

After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...

"You reap what you saw".

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👤︎ u/MShafiSatthar

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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I get all my jokes from a farmer.

That's why they're so corny.

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👤︎ u/AuroraWx

📅︎ May 19 2016

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The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.

He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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I don’t want to invite Death to my reddit party

I hear he likes to reap hosts.

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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What did the poker playing farmer say?

Weed 'em and reap!

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👤︎ u/Curby97

📅︎ Dec 10 2017

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Wife: "... that reminds me that I have to sew your pants when we get back"

Me: "Just let me know when you do so I can go ahead and reap them."

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👤︎ u/arktouros

📅︎ Jun 16 2014

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