Handlebar Puns

He was badly injured, and yelled to his friend, "Quick! Call me a doctor!"

Bill said, "I don't really see how that will help, but if you insist: 'You're a doctor!'"

It's a conversation starter for sure, but once someone says "Hey nice moustache!" I always reply with "Thanks! It's grown on me."

Attire.

Why can you take a bike to a tavern, but not a unicycle?

A unicycle can't handlebars.

Why couldn't the bicycle sneak up on the unicycle?

The unicycle knew him two wheel.

Why was the bicycle locked up?

He was a pedalphile.

8yo: "Dad! I've got a joke I think you'll like. It's about bikes."
Me: "Yeah? What is it?"
8yo: "What kind of moustache does a bike grow?"
Me: "I don't know."
8yo: "A handlebar!"

I'm very proud.

My dad shipped up a bike to my dorm and I got everything put together except the handle bar (there was a missing piece) and I texted him to tell him the situation. Here's how the conversation went.

Me: I think I got most of it... but I feel like I'm missing something cause I can't attach the handlebar.

Dad: Sounds like you just need to get a handle over the situation

Me: Oh dear... -.-

Dad: Haha I'm just... yanking your chain.

Dad shaved his beard off and left a handlebar mustache behind. And after a couple days:

Wife: At first I didn't like it at all, but it's growing on me.

Dad: No silly, it's growing on me.