Holy cow!!
Tell me your best holy cow jokes.😂
Dad: How do I change my gun again?
Me: Y.
Dad: Because I'm almost of out ammo with this one!
He'd get a kick out of it every time and I'd fall for it every time.
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.
Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"
Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."
Me: "Then don't open the door!"
Sis: *groans
It's good for the Seoul.
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Hello everyone, I'm planning on asking someone to prom for my first time and I don't have any unique puns. She's an Indian girl and I'm from Spain, she loves "KozyShack Rice Pudding" and "Halos Mandarins"
Kid: I don't know.
Me: I've been asking everyone. I'll never figure this out -- no one knows.
...would you say halo for me?
"What's wrong?" "I can see your Halo"
Friend's controller dies mid-game during our first round in a Halo party.
Friend: I just got this controller with batteries in it, but I guess the batteries are dead.
Me: So, would you say you got it... Free of Charge?
Friend: GTFO
Me and my friends were playing Crash-Up Derby on Halo 4 and I picked up one of my friend's warthog with mine and ran him off the edge. He said he just got "Van-handled"
At the bar last night this old biker had on a Halo 3 shirt. Making small talk, I jokingly asked him if he was a big gamer. He replied that hes shot an elk or two before. I was speechless.
A halo-wiener.
He cried laughing at himself.
Dad, no.
