What do you call a cow with a halo

Holy cow!!

Tell me your best holy cow jokes.πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizard360
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Halo from the other side...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreggRulzOkay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Halo, can you hear me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Looper711
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Every time I used to play Halo with my dad as a kid...

Dad: How do I change my gun again?

Me: Y.

Dad: Because I'm almost of out ammo with this one!

He'd get a kick out of it every time and I'd fall for it every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CogBlocker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room

She said β€œAdele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”

She said Adele replied β€œNo! I want to play Halo from the other side”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I'm not a dad, but I pulled this on my sister and achieved a groan. So here it is!

*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.

Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"

Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."

Me: "Then don't open the door!"

Sis: *groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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You know a game flat earthers hate?

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotaledEarth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Sent a text to my kid, "What does this IDK mean?"

Kid: I don't know.

Me: I've been asking everyone. I'll never figure this out -- no one knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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Help With Prom Pun

Hello everyone, I'm planning on asking someone to prom for my first time and I don't have any unique puns. She's an Indian girl and I'm from Spain, she loves "KozyShack Rice Pudding" and "Halos Mandarins"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarlandKun
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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What is an angels favurite video game

Halo

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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If you see an angel...

...would you say halo for me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzy_lizzy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Speaking of Jay-Z, B asked him to clean up his video games. When she came back, she was pretty ticked off.

"What's wrong?" "I can see your Halo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The Controller Battery Mattery

Friend's controller dies mid-game during our first round in a Halo party.

Friend: I just got this controller with batteries in it, but I guess the batteries are dead.

Me: So, would you say you got it... Free of Charge?

Friend: GTFO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonmind
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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So my name is Van...

Me and my friends were playing Crash-Up Derby on Halo 4 and I picked up one of my friend's warthog with mine and ran him off the edge. He said he just got "Van-handled"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandalism49
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2013
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What do you call an angel dachshund?

A halo-wiener.

He cried laughing at himself.

Dad, no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Envicroa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Got Dad joked by an old biker at the bar last night

At the bar last night this old biker had on a Halo 3 shirt. Making small talk, I jokingly asked him if he was a big gamer. He replied that hes shot an elk or two before. I was speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triflinofay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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