When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.

He was gung hoe

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📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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At a wedding last night and I heard the "upper hand" dad joke.

Omg it was so amazing. The dad was like "my new daughter take your hands and place them face up. my son, my friend my boy, take your hands and place them face down. Now look into each others eyes and take in this moment, as it the last time....... that you will have the upper hand."

I started screaming immediately I loved it so much. Everyone at our table went gung ho for it we were dying. Groans and sighs were heard but I was screaming. SO DAMN GOOD

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