What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
I'm stumped.
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
I felt his presents.
My wife bought me a scalp massager for Christmas, but I couldn't figure out what it was.
Turns out it was a real head scratcher.
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
Had a dream last night that I was drowning in a orange soda sea...Took me awhile to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.
Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.
I took apart the coffee maker to clean it but can't figure out how to put it back together.
My wife says this is grounds for divorce...
My son couldn't figure out how to open our car door. I told him to twist it as hard as he can.
The door is Ajar
I couldn't figure out why it was so dark outside...
and then it dawned on me.
I'm gassy all the time, but I can't figure out why or what it means.
But I bet to the right gastroenterologist, it squeaks volumes.
Drop an ant in water to figure out its gender.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant
Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works
It just doesn't make scents.
I stole a money printing machine but I can't figure out how to use it.
It just doesn't make cents.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I was trying to figure out who my favorite sketch artist would be but I think it’s a draw.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.
You can say.... I solved the case.
