Some guy told me the other day that he is a "grower". I asked him to explain what that meant.

He gave me the long and short of it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crusty_Loafer
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"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom

with much aplomb.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealTheAsh
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Hydroponic herb growers are the next big thing in the stock market!

Thyme is money.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/A_Scribbler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Growers Matter!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Phlogiston78
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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How do you greet alfalfa growers?

Hay guys

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/-Kfrey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Who tells the best jokes down on the farm, Dairy farmers or Maize growers?

Maize growers - their jokes are always corn-ear.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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The shy farmer declined the talent audition...

He's a grower, not a shower.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sirnicster
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I like a girl who works in a farmyard.

I guess Iโ€™m A-Tractor-Ed to her.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/coreysimulator
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My wife said she wanted to take a shower, which hurt.

I'm a grower not a shower.

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What do you call a gardener who is reluctant to take part in competitions?

A grower not a shower.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jamez24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Dessert Puns

I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.


I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, โ€œDo you want a liftโ€. โ€œNo thanksโ€, they replied, โ€œWeโ€™re Walkersโ€.


I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all ยฃ5 apart from one that was ยฃ10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said โ€œthatโ€™s maderia cakeโ€.


Bought some cream, it said โ€œstore in a cool placeโ€. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.


Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.


A man says โ€œI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the otherโ€. The doctor says โ€œIโ€™m afraid you are a trifle deafโ€.


I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.


How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden


What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.


Ice cream is exquisiteโ€ฆ โ€“what a pity it isnโ€™t illegal.


The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.


Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adamโ€™s banana.


Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.


Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because itโ€™s too hard to put them on the bottom!


When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When itโ€™s been sliced.


What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?


Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!


What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.


What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!


A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charleyโ€™s death? BEN and JERRY.


Donโ€™t eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you wonโ€™t be able to budge.


You know youโ€™re a mom ifโ€ฆ Popsicles have become a staple food.


Mexican candy makes my taste buds say โ€œOLE!โ€


FORGET LOVEโ€ฆ Iโ€™

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Punsville
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What did the farmer say to the plumber when he commented on the size of his pipe?

"I'm a grower, not a shower."

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Dad joked my friend while growing some plants the other day.

He asked me why my plants always looked so good even as a novice grower.

I told him I keep the soil moist at all times

He said but aren't you afraid you'll overwater them?

Me- Nope, I think they just suck it up and keep growing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Mighty_Pickle
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