Isn't a bit odd that you have to go completely off the grid to get away and recharge yourself?
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Does the power grid in Jerusalem operate at DEUS VOLT?
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Know why cults and groups living off the grid are always being investigated?

That's the power of compound interest.

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Why did the Malaysian plane disappear from the grid?

Because someone put it on airplane mode.

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There's no place like ...

X0 Y0 Z0

only the hobbyists are gonna keep their head straight, reading this one.

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Spelling matters
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📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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Dad joked by control systems prof

When asked why he always wears a checkered shirt he replied "I like to wear grid patterns so I always look like I'm plotting something"

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Redditculous pun

I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".

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My dad and I in the car (My 10 year old self)

Me: Hey dad what are those grid things on the side of the road for? Dad: Those are for blind people so they know they are driving off the road. Me: Oh, cool. (totally believed him) Dad: sighlently smirking the rest of the way

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New years diet

So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.

So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.

LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!

Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.

Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!

Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.

Me: 🙄

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A coworker asked me what my calendar looked like...

"A grid with lines and filled boxes for all of my meetings..."

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