Circuits Puns

A list of puns related to "Circuits"

Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit

So I grounded him

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👤︎ u/SnooRobots3440
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why couldn't the circuit go out with his friends?

He was grounded.

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👤︎ u/lambo1722
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..

It's a current affair.

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👤︎ u/reachingnexus
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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How do you trip a circuit breaker?

You stick your foot out

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👤︎ u/Urethra_insert1on
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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👤︎ u/PdSales
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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Did you hear that Circuit City closed?
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👤︎ u/natrix13
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Just read an article about the top ten exposed electrical circuits.

One through ten will shock you!

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👤︎ u/ratokeshi
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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With son & Circuit City......

https://imgur.com/gallery/P13MxpS

Me: Do you have the new Iron Maiden cd?

Employee: A Matter of Life and Death?

Me: No, it’s not that important

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/lastczarnian
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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My brother was just admitted to hospital after being absorbed into an electrical circuit.

The doctors wont let me see him in his Current condition...

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👤︎ u/a_stalinist_potato
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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What did the electrician do to the bad circuit?

He grounded it.

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👤︎ u/EpicSmashMan
📅︎ Feb 11 2018
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What did the power surge say when it entered the circuit board?

Resistance is futile.

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👤︎ u/Burpmeister
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.

The offer was irresistible.

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👤︎ u/Ciraus
📅︎ May 20 2017
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I want to open a fishing supply store that only sells circuit breakers and home lighting supplies....

I'd call it "The Bait and Switch"

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👤︎ u/silenoz_676
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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The guy sitting next to me in digital circuits was complaining about a short circuit

I asked if he tried to lengthen it.

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👤︎ u/waesrdtfyguhijo
📅︎ Apr 10 2017
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What do you call a detective who investigates circuit related crimes?

Sherlock Ohms

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👤︎ u/1bitshiftregister
📅︎ Aug 23 2016
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Discussing Power Circuit Sizing with my Boss...

Boss: 50 HP? That's a lot of amperage. We might want to install the larger circuit in the first place.

Me: So then, should I call the electrician and run the future current past them?

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👤︎ u/blindfire40
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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Did you hear the news about the circuit breakers?

It was shocking at first.

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👤︎ u/bioemerl
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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Circuit City

Dad walks into Circuit City with me, as a child, and asks the nearest associate,

"Where is the electronics section?"

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👤︎ u/brancamyname
📅︎ Oct 05 2013
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