I walked into a greengrocers today and asked for some potatoes

The grocer said β€œwould you like king Edwards?” I said β€œno thanks, I’d rather have my own”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordlawson73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I never knew my local greengrocer was a DJ

But I just saw him drop some beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TWM_Huxy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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