Green card Puns

A list of puns related to "Green card"

What's the only car that needs a green card?

A Toyota Four-Runner

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👤︎ u/TraditionSmashed
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why shouldn't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They get all the green cards.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 07 2021
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Playing Apples to Apples with a Dad

Everybody is talking and joking around the table and this dad gets real serious and says "This is important." Then he lays down the green card with important on it...

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👤︎ u/CyHoot
📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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