Do you know what 50 did when he was hungry?
- Gotcha
Kid: Dad, let me be frank.... and if you say, βHi Frank, Iβm Dadβ, Iβm gonna be super pissed.
Dad: Gotcha, gonnabesuperpissed.
My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are. imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
Movie theatre xpost
Several years ago my wife and I were the only two in a movie theater when an older guy (70ish) came in and very slowly moved to the row we were in and went to sit in the seat right next to me. I looked at my wife with a "can you believe this?" face.
Just as the guy's butt hit the chair he looked at us and said "gotcha!" Then sprang up and went to a seat several rows away chuckling to himself as if he does that all the time. Never said anything else to us, just loving his old man life and trolling strangers at the movies.
Whats the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question.
........... ............................ ................................ ................................... ...... Gotcha
Told my dad, "I dont want to go to work, im fucking tired"
"Oh really, whats he look like?"
