Nobody cares about Golden Retrievers
If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
My dad gave me the golden dad joke medal for this one...
Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
I read a story to my daughter about a cow that produced magical golden milk
My girlfriend owns a bit of a golden Nile serpent...
She has a nice piece of asp!
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
Why don’t the Golden Globe awards go to real people?
Because all the winners are paid actors.
Next month, I’m going to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in San Francisco in person.
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
How do you make golden soup?
For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?
That they maintain decAurum
A teeny golden nugget i found on Duolingo
Why doesn’t Golden Retrievers catch the balls you throw for them?
Silence is golden.
Unless you have young children then silence becomes suspicious.
My grandma used to sit on golden powder
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
Really!? That was a golden opportunity!
Watching the new season of The Chef Show on the Netflix, and in the Hog Island episode, John asks why cheese industry is so big there, and someone replies “it’s a beautiful place for dairy, it also it’s just a big dairy area”.
You mean.................................. a dairy-ah?
I’ll see myself out.
Golden Shower Bath and Kitchen Co.
She asked for a Golden Retriever [xpost]
She got a Golden Retreiver
And that look.....that's the look we all know and love. A truly well executed dad joke.
The creators of the Ipad missed out a golden opportunity to name it the Handtop
The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.
If the Vegas Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup, no one will ever know
Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
[Pun Request] My golden retrieval likes to jump to other people
In 2017, the top breed of dog on Google was the Golden Retriever.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
What does a golden gloves lawyer write?
Have you heard the don't need the golden gate bridge any longer?
Because it's already long enough
Missed a golden opportunity with Shindler's Lift
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
Silence is golden!
Duct tape is silver... silver can be made into gold.
Friend told me his new girlfriend is into golden showers.
I told him "Urine for a real treat then."
Golden Egg hiding spot for Easter
OK so as a dad who enjoys challenging his kids I would like some help. Shoot me your best feasible hiding spot for the Golden Egg on Easter...I'm thinking submerged in a hollow block or randomly dug hole just to fuck with the kids and their parents!
My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?”
Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
My wife and I are going on a trip to San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.
She said, “ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
My wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.
Her: What would you do when we see it?
Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.
My wife and I are finally going to visit San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.
Her: What are you going to do when we see it?
Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
How do you make your soup golden?
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
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