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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I drew another horrendous pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?

A boatee. ^its ^like ^goatee ^but ^boat. ^^yay ^^nautical ^^humour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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I'm still not real fond of it

My wife insisted I grow a goatee to which I reluctantly agreed. She asked me how I felt about it today

Her: So you getting used to your new look yet?

Me: Well it's obviously grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddy_812
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Boss dropped this on me a few weeks ago.

Boss takes a couple week vacation, comes back the following Monday with a full-on goatee.

"Welcome back Mark, Oh! nice goatee. Keeping it?"

"Yeah, it's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zazierx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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My dad and I while eating breakfast

We're eating breakfast at a restaurant and I ordered a crepe with a chocolate sauce. As I'm eating, some sauce drops just below lower lip. My dad points this out and asks what it would be called, because if I had it on my upper lip it would becalled a chocolate mustache. We both agreed it wasn't really a chocolate goatee and eventually switched topics. When I finish my food, I wipe my face and ask if it's good. He immediately replies with "ya, now it's a real goatee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karomne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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