I had a horrible thought earlier. You see, I have a date set up tomorrow with a lovely girl and I thought to myself, how horrible would it be to die before the date?! I barely know this girl, none of my friends have met her, haven’t really told anyone about her, if I died she’d have no clue. My only option would be to ghost her.
Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic
Good ghost puns are scarce.
Because he was full of sheet.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
He's going through some things.
It's usually pretty dead.
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
Person: who's there? Ghost: Boo Person: Boo who? Ghost: aw man. I justed wanted to say hi. Didn't mean to make you cry.
Because they take Boos everywhere they go!
Boosday
I’m so proud. She was laughing so much!
A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)
Because it lifts up their spirits
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
A Father Figure
caBOOse -my 6 year old niece
Its a poulterheist
... I’ve been playing too much phasmophobia
Boobies. I am so sorry.
A living room.
Happy Halloween!
Because they taste like sheet
Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Boo-jour!
(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)
A booffalo.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
You can see right through them
It might come back to haunt you!
A poultrygeist!
I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!
They bring all the booze.
At Univer-soul Studios.
Steven, he works in Accounting.
He wanted to appear in Corporeal form!
Because they are supernatural!
It becomes apparent
Because they taste like sheet..
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
They taste like sheet.
Because they taste like sheet
The Bartender says “Sorry. We don’t serve spirits”
They taste like sheet.
It's because they taste like sheet
