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"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
Me: "Hey, you know the engine that this game runs on right?"
Him: "Yeah Frostbite. Why?"
Me: "Then should we play on Hoth to really showcase the engine?"
He proceeded to set the controller down and walked out of the room.
Two astronauts stray too close to a black hole and start getting sucked in. The first one jumps to the controls and tries to save them. The other one gets his phone out and starts playing a game.
The first one looks over and is infuriated that he might die cos his colleague isn't helping so shouts
"Come and help, don't you understand the gravity of the situation?"
Friend's controller dies mid-game during our first round in a Halo party.
Friend: I just got this controller with batteries in it, but I guess the batteries are dead.
Me: So, would you say you got it... Free of Charge?
Friend: GTFO
