A list of puns related to "Steering Wheels"
It wooden work!
“Gimme a shot o’ rum,” he snarls at the bartender. Bartender pours a shot, slides it down the bar. The pirate knocks it back, slams the shot glass on the bar top, and stared angrily at the bottom of the glass. The bartender says, “You okay, looks like you’ve, uh, got a steering wheel in your pants.”
“Arggh, I know, it’s drivin’ me nuts…”
It's drivin' me nuts!
It was driving me nuts.
The driver's side, typically.
When I asked him about it, he said, "Arrr it's drivin' me nuts!"
At other times i would just crash.
This thing is driving me nuts.
The bartender asks “ you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?” The man replies “I know, it’s driving me NUTS!”
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
It was a hard drive
I love a driving wind.
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Problem is it wooden start.
Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.
Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!
It's driving me nuts.....
First guy he sees says “hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants”
The pirate says “Ay, it’s driving me nuts.”
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"
"It's driving me nuts."
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
The bartender looks at him and says, “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate goes, “Aye, it’s been driving me nuts!”.
The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"
the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"
Pirates says “Aaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”
The bartender asks, “Sir, why do you have a wheel between your legs?”
The pirate responds, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”
Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"
Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."
The bartender said "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate said "Arrgh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
The bartender says, “what’s up with that?” The pirate says, “Arrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
The pirate says back, “Arrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
The bartender says to him "What is that thing doing in there, isn't that annoying?" To which the pirate replies, "Yaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
The pirate says "Aye, it be drivin me nuts"
It’s driving me nuts
Barkeep looks over, and says “Pirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”
Pirate says “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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