Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?

It wooden work!

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👤︎ u/blob88
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

“Gimme a shot o’ rum,” he snarls at the bartender. Bartender pours a shot, slides it down the bar. The pirate knocks it back, slams the shot glass on the bar top, and stared angrily at the bottom of the glass. The bartender says, “You okay, looks like you’ve, uh, got a steering wheel in your pants.”

“Arggh, I know, it’s drivin’ me nuts…”

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📅︎ Apr 12 2022
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Doctor doctor I have a steering wheel in my pants

It's drivin' me nuts!

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📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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I went to the doctor about removing the steering wheel from my crotch

It was driving me nuts.

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📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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Which side is the steering wheel on in a car?

The driver's side, typically.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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I once saw a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants.

When I asked him about it, he said, "Arrr it's drivin' me nuts!"

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📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock

At other times i would just crash.

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📅︎ May 14 2021
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My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle

This thing is driving me nuts.

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📅︎ May 11 2021
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A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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👤︎ u/dadjokesig
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his privite

The bartender asks “ you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?” The man replies “I know, it’s driving me NUTS!”

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📅︎ May 17 2021
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A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants

The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"

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👤︎ u/Will7838
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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👤︎ u/AdamThere
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...

I love a driving wind.

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📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.

Problem is it wooden start.

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👤︎ u/amiradzim
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Doctor! Doctor! I’ve got a steering wheel stuck to my groin.

Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.

Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!

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📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles

It's driving me nuts.....

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📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

First guy he sees says “hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants”

The pirate says “Ay, it’s driving me nuts.”

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📅︎ Apr 19 2022
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A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.

He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”

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📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."

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📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...

He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!

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👤︎ u/FeelixOne
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...

"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"

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📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??

"It's driving me nuts."

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📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"

The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts

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📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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👤︎ u/Vienty
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?

Arghhh you’re driving me nuts

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📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The bartender looks at him and says, “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate goes, “Aye, it’s been driving me nuts!”.

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👤︎ u/mrose9999
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"

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👤︎ u/gayshitt
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants

the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"

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👤︎ u/anonylynn0
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender looks at him and says “what’s with the steering wheel?”

Pirates says “Aaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”

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📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “What’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”

The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”

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👤︎ u/petersock
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says “aye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs

The bartender asks, “Sir, why do you have a wheel between your legs?”

The pirate responds, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”

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📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"

Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."

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📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants...

The bartender said "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate said "Arrgh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

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👤︎ u/reltets
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants....

The bartender says, “what’s up with that?” The pirate says, “Arrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”

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📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, “Hey man, what’s with the wheel?”

The pirate says back, “Arrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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The weakest part of the car is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants

The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "

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📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The bartender says to him "What is that thing doing in there, isn't that annoying?" To which the pirate replies, "Yaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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A bartender asks a pirate if he's aware of the steering wheel on his groin

The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"

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📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The pirate says "Aye, it be drivin me nuts"

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📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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I have a steering wheel on my crotch

It’s driving me nuts

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📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

Barkeep looks over, and says “Pirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”

Pirate says “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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