Once i killed somebody in GTA V when my car's tire hit him

I think you can say he got Tired

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HundForever_9
šŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2022
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Dad got me about GTA V

Me: I bought the new GTA 5!

Dad: I heard you can have sex with hookers in that

Me: In 1st person!

Dad: I can guarantee you're not the 1st person they had sex with.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/EnMT
šŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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My Dad's response to a GTA pursuit.

Mom: "He's going so slow, why don't they just pull in front of him?"

Me: "if it's grand theft auto they might be worried he's armed."

Dad: "Well of course he's armed."

Me: "How can you be sure?"

Dad: "Well he can't drive with no arms!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/creolethekid
šŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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What game do baby pigs play?

Pork-a-boo

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Crimson_Ranger16
šŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2022
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Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, Iā€™m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/StickyWeeee9068
šŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Guys! The CEO of Samsung is super popular now...

...His phone is blowing up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/THEAdamHill
šŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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My niece surprised me last night

My niece is 10 and she likes to watch me play video games. I usually get her with the dad jokes but last night while I was running from the cops in GTA she said "Why don't you just give yourself up?" so I decided to be cheesy and I told her "Because I'm above the law" and she looks at me with a puzzled look and said "You may be tall, but you're not THAT tall".

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Zabzacon
šŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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Slick dad joke used in title Toronto Star article reporting spill on highway

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/canadasecond
šŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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Playing GTA5

Last night I played GTA 5, and I was inside one of those neat clothing stores to buy a suit. I bought a suit, I return to my character, and out of nowhere there was a public transport bus in the middle of the store. I reacted with what the hack, and my dad looks at my screen and says: ah I see, you must be in one of those new Hugo buss stores.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mrkklppr
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