Gta 5 Puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

Me: I bought the new GTA 5!

Dad: I heard you can have sex with hookers in that

Me: In 1st person!

Dad: I can guarantee you're not the 1st person they had sex with.

My niece is 10 and she likes to watch me play video games. I usually get her with the dad jokes but last night while I was running from the cops in GTA she said "Why don't you just give yourself up?" so I decided to be cheesy and I told her "Because I'm above the law" and she looks at me with a puzzled look and said "You may be tall, but you're not THAT tall".

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html

Last night I played GTA 5, and I was inside one of those neat clothing stores to buy a suit. I bought a suit, I return to my character, and out of nowhere there was a public transport bus in the middle of the store. I reacted with what the hack, and my dad looks at my screen and says: ah I see, you must be in one of those new Hugo buss stores.

My friend, his dad, and I were in the car today talking about video games.

Friend: "I can't wait for GTA V to come out for PC. That'll be the day."

Dad: "Well, it'll a day."

Me: "ugh, Are you always waiting for opportunities like that?"

Dad: "I'm not always waiting, I'm dad."

Face palms were everywhere.