A list of puns related to "Spawning"
A grandad joke
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
FunGus
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
...just likes to see the world burn
They are always streaming
Not in the case of Buddhists. They hear 'Spawning in 3..2..1..'
"Everyone's freaking out that Matt Damon is bourne again, who cares what his religion is. He's just an actor."
It was a spawn-taneous decision
I was saying how pokemon spawn in certain locations, like some types can be found by water while others are in cemeteries.
He said, "if you go to a Catholic cemetery can you find a pope-emon?" Even though his kids are grown, he's still got it.
No, I'm half left.
My fiance told me last night, while discussing terrible but great jokes, that her dad would let that one rip all too frequently when she was younger. Much eye rolling. I think it's hilarious and will pass on the tradition when we spawn smaller humans.
I was playing Warframe with a few buddies on Teamspeak. One of them is annoyed with the roll he got from his void relic and that all he'd get was a Forma Blueprint.
To which I replied "Well, it spawned forma reason."
Cue groans from chat.
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