A list of puns related to "Gta V"
Me: I bought the new GTA 5!
Dad: I heard you can have sex with hookers in that
Me: In 1st person!
Dad: I can guarantee you're not the 1st person they had sex with.
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, Iām planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
My niece is 10 and she likes to watch me play video games. I usually get her with the dad jokes but last night while I was running from the cops in GTA she said "Why don't you just give yourself up?" so I decided to be cheesy and I told her "Because I'm above the law" and she looks at me with a puzzled look and said "You may be tall, but you're not THAT tall".
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Last night I played GTA 5, and I was inside one of those neat clothing stores to buy a suit. I bought a suit, I return to my character, and out of nowhere there was a public transport bus in the middle of the store. I reacted with what the hack, and my dad looks at my screen and says: ah I see, you must be in one of those new Hugo buss stores.
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