My wife and I are furries. Today she told me she has been cheating on me with another furry...
She was just so deer to me, I found the news hard to bear.
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play
I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"
Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.
I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"
What would satin's name be if he was a furry?
lucifur
My wife has gotten into being a furry and it's all she talks about!
She's become un-bear-able.
Did you know that Shrek is a furry?
Yea, he’s got fur all ogre him
Where do you go if you want to stop a water flow by wedging in hundreds of small furry animals?
Hamster dam
What do you call a big white furry monster with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman.
Did you hear about the virus that's killing of all the furrys ?
It's called the cOWOnavirus .
What are two furries who work together
They're cOwOrkers
Be careful with furry porn
Once you go down that rabbit hole...
The FBI was following a furry.
They were on his tail.
If you were to reveal your self as a furry, does it mean you came out the claw-set
What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear
I knew an aggressive furry
He killed a man with his bear hands.
I was walking around downtown when I came across a furry convention
I was surprised to see the number of people in the quwue
I'm going to make a documentary about furries finding acceptance.
The fursuit of happiness
What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
The Ether-Bunny!
What do you call a furry masochist whose into EDM?
A sub whoofer
What is soft and furry, says Meow, and is filled with cement?
The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.
I have my doubts about becoming a furry.
It really gives me paws.
The FBI was following a furry.
They were on his tail.
