Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiranamisu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.

I'm a gnatural born killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyda3rd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly's girlfriend agreed to marry him?

Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zdaga9999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. The trick is getting them in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djhorne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I saw a piece of fruit fly.

Poor insect, cut in half like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v310city
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Annoyed daughter: β€œWhere did all of these fruit flies come from!”

Me: β€œWell, when a mommy fruit fly and a daddy fruit fly love each other very much...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djerrid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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They say time flies like an arrow, but I'm pretty sure time flies like dates just as much as fruit flies do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/psycholepzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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A fruit fly lands on my iPhone...

I shoo it away and it keeps coming back.

Me: this fruit fly won't leave my phone alone. It keeps coming back.

Boyfriend: Well, it is an apple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galaxyMLP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Time fly!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_stranger-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Time’s fun when you are having flies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Used to wake up to birds chirping, but I woke up to this Elon Musk tweet this morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabuPineapple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtySmartypants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Time flies like the wind, and fruit flies like bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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In honor of the 2017 Nobel for fruit flies & circadian rhythms

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kluver_bucy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, ...

..but, fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarClicks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_YoUnGaN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Time flys like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoreBoughtDirt69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Time flies like an arrow;

fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zxasg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Kids, little bit of a lesson for you. Time flies like an arrow.

And fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Did you know time flies like an arrow?

And fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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You know the old saying β€œTime flies like arrows”?

Well fruit flies like bananas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom_led
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbackrvac
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow,

and fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/client_blue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

But fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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That's bananas

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewholezoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therandmc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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It’s said that time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bootofstomping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punaccomplished
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Its funny how time flies like the wind and ...

Fruit flies like banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwro1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Time flies like an arrow,

Fruit flies like a banana.

From an Askreddit thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiKinqTornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

And fruit flies like bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call a gay fly?

A fruit fly.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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