Wife: I’ve spilt vinaigrette all down my frock, I’ll have to throw it out.

Me: You could always use it as a dressing gown

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👤︎ u/moorda
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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Alternatives to Rock, Paper, Scissors

Clock - Vapor - Wizards

  • The Clock reminds Wizards that they too shall pass
  • Vapor voids the Clock's guarantee
  • Wizards control Vapor

Wok - Baker - Snickers

  • The Wok deep fries the Snickers
  • The Baker inventories the Wok
  • Snickers repulses the Baker

Frock - Rapier - Strippers

  • The Frock covers the Rapier
  • The Rapier stabs Strippers
  • Strippers take off the Frock

The hand signs are up to your imagination!

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👤︎ u/akurgo
📅︎ May 09 2022
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