My wife Debbie announced our divorce in front of a crowd of 100 people.

It was Deb-a-stating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unwilling_pizza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?

Little Deb Hee! Hee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Care to create a pun for change?

I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:

Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott

Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outfoxthefox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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At a restaurant

Server: Hi my name is Jenny and I will be your server... Dad: Well hello Jenny. My name is Bob, this is my wife Deb, my son not_Josh and we will be your customers this evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_josh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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What do you call an oatmeal cream pie that looks like Michael Jackson?

Lil Deb HEE-HEE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artistro08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Dad raised me right

Mom's friend rings the doorbell. Mom answers the door, "Hi Deb, good to see you. We missed you!"

Dad and I, on opposite sides of the room, look up in unison: "With every shot so far!"

The pride on his face was priceless.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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