Blokes Puns

I said to him is that a Fret!

I have just run over a NUN

One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions. Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers? So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen. I would go half blind. If i poke you right eye what would happen. I would go fully blind. Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in. As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind. Thanks mate and goes to see the boss. Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen. I would go half blind. Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen. I would go fully blind. The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out. He said thats obvious.

My cap would fall over my eyes!!

He went into a chemist, and said, ‘I need something to stop my coffin’

The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.

Bob

I thought, how dairy

I think it was farmer geddon

“Only if you want to see”

Suture self" I said

He said, "No. I haven't paid for my haircut!"

I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

I can’t remember his name, it was P something T something R

..that's mature.

Paramedics are on the scene and they say he's coming round slowly.

Euripides, you pay!

She said “I’m courting a tramp, I can’t walk out”

Neither did he.

Bill

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

I think it was Farmer Geddon!

I said “Sure you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it!”

I said: Is that a fret?

I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.