21 Hilarious Lassies Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's Lassie's favourite vegetable?

Collieflower.

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👤︎ u/Apollonius_Cone

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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What's Lassie's favorite vegetable?

Collie-flower

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👤︎ u/rcbom

📅︎ Dec 15 2013

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How did Lassie feel after she ate some cantaloupe?

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👤︎ u/3lbmealdeal

📅︎ Jun 12 2022

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Why did Timmy bury Lassie?

He wanted to grow Collie flower.

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👤︎ u/PossumArmy

📅︎ Jun 26 2022

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How did Lassie feel when the cantaloupe fell on her head?

Melancholy

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👤︎ u/baycommuter

📅︎ Jun 25 2022

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What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe?

A melon collie baby

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👤︎ u/LilShaver

📅︎ Apr 24 2022

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What did Lassie say when Timmy got stuck on top of the house?

roof roof

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👤︎ u/brendan_07

📅︎ Oct 28 2021

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This aged well.

Didn't it.

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👤︎ u/DarkBlueMullet

📅︎ Oct 29 2022

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I realized I don't have any bread to go with my Indian food.

But it's a naan issue.

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👤︎ u/CobraWasTaken

📅︎ Jan 15 2023

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Did you know that Lassie was actually a boy?

••••then why did they dress him up like a dog?!

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👤︎ u/ChangeNew389

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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What do you get if you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie and a German Mastiff?

Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?

Melancholy.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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“I’m asking Lassie where Timmy is, and he keeps saying Woof!”

“Don’t worry. I’m sure he means well.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 30 2018

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If you crossed Lassie with a cantaloupe

would you have melancholy babies?

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👤︎ u/MilPens

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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Scientists were excited to announce the successful cross-breeding of Lassie and a cantaloupe.

However, it was a melancholy baby.

(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?

A cauliflower.

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👤︎ u/urbanlohr

📅︎ Jul 26 2018

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Why was Lassie sad to get a cantaloupe?

It made her melon-collie (melancholy).

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👤︎ u/Asmor

📅︎ Nov 01 2014

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I was at an Indian restaurant, and couldn't get bread as an appetizer.

It would be a naan starter.

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👤︎ u/Beowulf1896

📅︎ Feb 17 2022

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What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?

Lassi compression

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👤︎ u/MagicalPizza21

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?

The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.

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👤︎ u/tomato_soup_

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie?

A melon-collie baby

-Calvin

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👤︎ u/GETNRDUNN

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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