12 Hilarious Lassi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's Lassie's favourite vegetable?

Collieflower.

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👤︎ u/Apollonius_Cone

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?

Melancholy.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?

Lassi compression

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👤︎ u/MagicalPizza21

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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“I’m asking Lassie where Timmy is, and he keeps saying Woof!”

“Don’t worry. I’m sure he means well.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 30 2018

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Scientists were excited to announce the successful cross-breeding of Lassie and a cantaloupe.

However, it was a melancholy baby.

(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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If you crossed Lassie with a cantaloupe

would you have melancholy babies?

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👤︎ u/MilPens

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?

A cauliflower.

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👤︎ u/urbanlohr

📅︎ Jul 26 2018

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What's Lassie's favorite vegetable?

Collie-flower

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👤︎ u/rcbom

📅︎ Dec 15 2013

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Why was Lassie sad to get a cantaloupe?

It made her melon-collie (melancholy).

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👤︎ u/Asmor

📅︎ Nov 01 2014

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What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?

The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.

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👤︎ u/tomato_soup_

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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My favorite Indian food imgur.com/Kizwcbz

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👤︎ u/m_elange

📅︎ Jun 08 2016

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Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?

Mango Lassie

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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