What superpower did the celery want?

Cele-kinesis

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👤︎ u/ThePunZoo
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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A boy arrives home from a long day at school

... and noticed 3 pieces of meat hanging from the celing upon entering his house. The boy asks his father, "What's this about?" The dad replies, "If you can jump up and slap the meat, you don't have to do any chores for the next month. However, if you miss, you have to do your chores and your brother's chores, along with no video games for a month. Still wanna do it?" The boy replies, "No thanks, I'm good." The dad responds, "I figured you would say that, I did raise the steaks pretty high."

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👤︎ u/itslqb
📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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