Shakira Puns

A list of puns related to "Shakira"

I read that Shakira struggles to sleep and get comfortable in bed.

Apparently its because her hips don’t lie

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👤︎ u/Folically-endowed
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Do you think Shakira calls her body guards her shakiraty guards?
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👤︎ u/ForestValkyrie
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why were all the witnesses at Shakira's trial THJR replacement patients?

Because hips don't lie.

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👤︎ u/DiamondChocobos
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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few weeks after my dads hip replacemtn

I was driving my dad to his physical therapy and Shakiras song "my hips don't lie" song came on

My dad: Son, do your hips lie?

Me: UHHH no?

My dad: Mine do, they're prosthetics

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👤︎ u/chief_tahoe
📅︎ Mar 11 2014
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