But Annie may
A hootenanny :D
Step 1: Tell a dad joke
Who am I to dis a Brie I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese Everybody's looking for Stilton
Because she was a shooting star.
It's a hard rock knife.
The no-bell prize
So me, my mom, my dad, and my sister Annie we're in church and they had just put new book covers on all the bibles. Just those like plasticky slick cellophane ones, nothing fancy. But at one point we were standing there singing one of the hymns and the guy behind us just getting into it, he's a great singer and all but he swung his hand and I guess his palms were sweating because one of those thick old books with the lyrics flew out of his hand and railed my sister in the side of the head. And I leaned over and said "are you okay Annie? You've been struck by a smooth hymnal"
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
Annie Mae.
Carrie Oakley
He says, "This is ma hog Annie."
... I am Daddy Fourbucks.
They just did Annie at school so the groaning was even louder.
So I told him, "Happy anni-purse-sury!"
Disclaimer: Not a parent or male.
