Annie's Gift - Nacho Night
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBookinator
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2022
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Introducing my daughter. "This is Beth".

The woman smiled and bent over to say hello. "And what's Beth short for?" she asked.

"Because she's only 3".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superior_Grinch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2023
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My colleagues keep eating them...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Assassinacan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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What do you call a cannibal who eats his parents?

....an orphan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotentialClub1341
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2022
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Ann and Annie like watching TV. Ann won't watch Japanese cartoons...

But Annie may

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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What do you call a female fish?

Sue-shi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazloDaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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Q: What do you call an owl named Annie?

A hootenanny :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FO76-Apexigod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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Little Orson Annie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Annie are you okay? cuz...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattloKei
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grumpy_Old_Git_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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The world is running out of helium since Michael Jackson died

We no longer have his supply of He He

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dondegroovily
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
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Annie....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phrasing_Sterling
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?

Because she was a shooting star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairpeas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei_920
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2021
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Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?

It's a hard rock knife.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammaxmas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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The last time my family went to church

So me, my mom, my dad, and my sister Annie we're in church and they had just put new book covers on all the bibles. Just those like plasticky slick cellophane ones, nothing fancy. But at one point we were standing there singing one of the hymns and the guy behind us just getting into it, he's a great singer and all but he swung his hand and I guess his palms were sweating because one of those thick old books with the lyrics flew out of his hand and railed my sister in the side of the head. And I leaned over and said "are you okay Annie? You've been struck by a smooth hymnal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?

Annie Mae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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How does a farmer introduce his wooden pig?

He says, "This is ma hog Annie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Opjin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My coworker said, "It's been one year since I started working at this bag store!"

So I told him, "Happy anni-purse-sury!"

Disclaimer: Not a parent or male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackiJinx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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Going to the store when I dicovered I had $4 in my pocket and announced...

... I am Daddy Fourbucks.

They just did Annie at school so the groaning was even louder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManOfLaBook
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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