Anniversary Card Puns

A list of puns related to "Anniversary Card"

Girlfriend on Anniversary: "Wow, the card you got me feels heavy!"

Me: "It is carrying the weight of my emotions."

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👤︎ u/AveryW
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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For our wedding anniversary I told my wife I got her a cardigan. After she opened her card she asked where it was...

I pointed to the card and said "I got you a card again"

How is she still with me? I actually got her a trip Vegas.

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👤︎ u/BaconStripGString
📅︎ May 12 2017
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My boyfriend isn't even a dad, but I can tell he's training.

Me: I found that cardstock to make your anniversary card.

Him: Sounds good for soup!

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👤︎ u/Sparkles_And_Spice
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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