I took the Agnetha from ABBA our for dinner once. I bumped into her again last week and asked if she enjoyed it and would she like to go for dinner again. She said...

β€œThere's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, For a Nandos.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?

Dan, sing Queen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I think it's weird Abba doesn't follow its own rhyme scheme

'She is the dancing queen Young and lean Only seventeen.'

Might as well be called Aaa

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Which member of ABBA was the oldest?

Bjorn.
it’s easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.

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ABBA was heavily influenced by the minoans

You can see this in one of their hit singles β€œMinoan me, Minoan you”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I had to take the band ABBA out to lunch

If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend. For Nando's.

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I just bought an ABBA toilet.

What a loo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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My cousin and his girlfriend were talking about going to the ABBA Museum while on holiday, but he wasn't too sure since he's not the biggest ABBA fan.

My Dad chimes in "Well, if you change your mind!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlasticSoul1297
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Ffs man..
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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...

No one needed an abba cuss.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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A Swedish woman, two Swedish men and another Swedish woman...

...walk into ABBA...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What kind of produce really enjoys 70’s pop music?

An ABBA-cado

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Where does Swedish meat come from....?

.....the Abba-toir.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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Dancing queen

My dad and I were talking about the civil war and the use of slaves and the freedom movement and the such a while ago, (he's a history teacher at the local high school). "Dancing Queen" came on the radio and he leaned over and said, "do you know what people who like this band should be called? Abba-listen-ists" and laughed by himself for a solid minute.

Please help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastersnail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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She's a dancing queen

Girlfriend just finished singing SOS by Abba in the kitchen.

GF: I love Abba!

Me: I think that's pretty Abbavious.

GF: I hate you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masaharta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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Dadjoked my mother

She told me she was going to the ABBA show tonight

And I told her to h'ABBA good time.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2015
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