Svensktoppen Puns

I've never been this ahppy before! I love Melodifestivalen and Eurovision!! The newspapers have called me and published in their papers - and I had to make a music video for this song in Eurovisio-style! I'm so happy!

Update: Omg, thank you so much for your support... You guys are amazing!

https://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=2023&artikel=7129587

Translation:

>First Aid Kit - Most Popular on Svensktoppen Chart in 2018
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>Published Saturday January 12, 2018, 6:00 am
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>Fireworks by First Aid Kit was Svensktoppen’s (the weekly record chart aired by Sveriges Radio) most successful song in 2018. Johanna and Klara Söderberg also received awards for “Artists of the Year” and “Composers of the Year”.
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>“We didn’t think Fireworks would become a hit. It’s quite dark and is about a relationship that has ended, as well as the feeling of loneliness and abandonment,” Johanna Söderberg explained.
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>“I believe it’s important to venture out of your comfort-zone and be forthcoming in the lyrics,” Klara Söderberg added. “It must feel meaningful when you write. It can be difficult sometimes to be so open, but I also believe it becomes stronger and more recognizable. This can be what made the song so popular.”
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>Fireworks appeared on Svensktoppen at the start of January 2018. During the year, it made its way up to the top positions, ending up in first place at the start of October. The song stayed in first place after a very successful year before leaving the top spot at the end of December.
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>“It always requires something extra for a song to be a real Swedish top-hit,” said Carolina Norén, the host of Svensktoppen. “Fireworks has the unique mix of a familiar feeling along with a feeling of consolation. We have all been betrayed at some point and it’s that feeling and affinity that First Aid Kit successfully conveys. I'm impressed.”
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>Johanna and Klara Söderberg also received awards, “Artists of the Year” and “Composers of the Year”. Tomas Andersson Wij received the award, “New Entry of the Year” with the song, När solen färgar juninatten (When the Sun Colours the June Night), his first song ever to earn a spot on the Svensktoppen chart.
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>The Year’s Top Swedish Songs in 2018 – Total Points
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>1. Fireworks – First Aid Kit 17 459
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>2. Without You – Avicii & Sandro Cavazza 13 291
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>3. Tvillingen – Darin 12 439
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>4. Beautiful – Miss Li

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

When I got home, they were still there.

It really does, I swear!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....