In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... β€˜Solo’ would win Hans down.

(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really β€œdown” either. Shucks)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBobRob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...

I guess it will go into liquidation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beware_the_noid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I can't stop laughing about the NHL's newest franchise

It's Kraken me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely

franchise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Did you hear the NBA is opening another franchise in Miami?

It’s not the Heat... it’s the Humidity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonix7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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If one was bad and ten was good how would you rate the Harry Potter franchise?

I would rate it 9 and 3 quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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The actor for Skywalker in Star Wars made a lot of money from his work in the franchise.

One might say, it was Lucrative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why did Eminem's fast-food franchise fail?

He only had one shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roparom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Did you know La La Land is the 6th movie in the franchise?

"The first two were Do Do Land and Re Re Land.." - My father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keswa12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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[Fried Chicken Franchise] is moving to only serve wings from one side

It’s a vast right wing conspiracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of their choice, and whoever received the most karma for it would win.

Adam, already undecided himself, decided to go to /r/AskReddit. He laid out the agreement, and asked that everyone vote one their favorite movie, and the one with the most votes he would use for the his friends. Unfortunately, as the votes were split in that sub, his highest post amounted to a mere 38 points.

Paul, a big proponent for the Toy Story franchise, posted to /r/nostalgia in the hopes that everyone who grew up with Toy Story would agree. Unfortunately, as there had been two sequels (with a third on the way) it wasn't exactly considered "nostalgia" and he got downvoted into oblivion.

Bill, who loved Monsters Inc., made his case using some trickery. Going to /r/news, he found a seemingly unrelated post, and made a top-level comment describing, in great detail, why Monsters Inc. was the greatest film of all time. The fact that the post was so out of context made everyone flock to it, and drew enough attention to new him over a thousand fake internet points.

Mike, who loved the Incredibles movies, decided to stay in his wheelhouse. Over the course of several hours, he created each of the family members from the Incredibles in Soulcaliber VI. Finally, he photoshopped the family together, and posted it to /r/gaming. Under normal circumstances this would have skyrocketed to the top, but the format was stale, and thus only received 20k karma. Still, Mike was confident in his victory.

While the other four friends came up with plans on how to maximize their karma gains, Chris sat silently. For hours he sat, making no posts, coming up with no original content. Finally, an hour before the deadline, he broke into his neighbor's house, stealing his copy of the Pixar movie "Up". He took a picture of his theft and posted it directly to /r/dadjokes with the title "STOLEN".

When the group got together the next day to see who got the most votes, everyone was in awe. Chris's post had over 40,000 points. "How did you know that would win?" "Easy," Chris replied. "Everyone knows stolen content on /r/dadjokes gets all the Up votes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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How bad was Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin?

Well, he put the entire franchise on ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbestfriend9000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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