The existence of the Kia Forte...

Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
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piano is not my forte youtube.com/watch?v=ejNlU…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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What's your forte?

From the Red Skelton radio show, with Red playing Bolivar Shagnasti, interviewing a new performer for his circus

Lady: I’m a performer.

Red Skelton: What’s your forte?

Lady: Pardon?

Red Skelton: Your forte.

Lady: No, I’m only 39.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Being loud isn’t my forte
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrillEatWhales
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Good puns aren't my forte

Some get me into serious treble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epochi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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Playing soft in band isn't really my forte.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmonkey9876
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Literal Puns are his forte.

So I walk into the kitchen and see my Dad grab a big knife to cut some vegetables. "Whoa Dad, thought you just drew a knife on me." He proceeds to grab a sharpie and draw a knife on my forearm, then continues his vegetable chopping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheshireCatXD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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Playing my guitar on full blast is my forte
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πŸ‘€︎ u/numbah25
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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This pun might fall flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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Why do musicians hate stealth missions?

Being quiet really isn't their forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdicus1
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.

He instantly replied, β€œbut mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”

(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox,

but I'm finding it really hard to get into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.

It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graceful_ox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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So my wife and I were driving through Pennsylvania today and drove by a place called Fort Necessity.

I looked at her and said β€œI’m trying very hard, but I don’t feel the need to go there”.

She didn’t say much to me the rest of our trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbrogart17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My wife said I was immature.

So I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5x13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I toured the USS Missouri today…

In the ship I saw the Master at Arms’ office and weapon storage was right near the ship’s bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.

You have to be able to guard the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why did they add 2 more layers of defense to Fort 43?

To 45 it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paperarrow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored_Blod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Helped my daughter make a pillow fort.

Me: We've got enough pillows to make a fivet.

Kid: What's a fivet?

Me: It's a little bigger than a fort; half the size of a tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Heists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Bought my wife a castle shaped abacus for her birthday...

It’s the fort that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My goal was to build a fort for each letter of the alphabet, but I was only able to build the first six.

What’s important is that I made an F Fort.

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How long does jousting tournament last?

Until knightfall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valakaydin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I just worked for 3 weeks in Fort Worth, and every time things would get difficult...

I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!

Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuDarkJedi
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Shitty quality fort a shitty man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_osservatore
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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β€œDad, spell fort”

Dad: f.o.r.t. Me: now say it twice Dad: fort fort Me: now say it three more times Dad: fort fort fort Me: now what do you eat soup with? Dad: (inserts the most Asian ass accent) β€œRICE” No joke the moment he said that I had to post on reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chicken-n-Salad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My wife walked in to see that our boys had built a fort in the living room. She shouted, ''PUT THOSE CHAIRS AND BEDSHEETS BACK!!"

I yelled, "YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!!" as I climbed out of fort…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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What did the emporar who lost his castle say?

Its just not my forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmbhatt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My wife, daughter and I were building a fort...

Daughter: Daddy, we are building a "fork" Dad: yes, it's very knife! Mom: umm... Dad: hope we can play again spoon!

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I used to be a professional singer...

Why do I mention it? I figured it was noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VenomousPrime2017
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I tried building a stronghold the other day .

It wasn't exactly my forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfPrehistory1
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do musicians use to play longer notes?

An extension chord!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornbread_curfew
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Dad look, I made a fort!

Well I made a three-t.

And your mom made a two-t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user1492
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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My High School Band Leader always wanted me to play louder

But it wasn't my forte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielSternsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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When you see it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestormbinder
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What time do chickens defend their garrisons?

Fort-hen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamiyatt01d
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The store manager asked me if I could move the Kia that was blocking the exit.

I said that I could, but that’s not my Forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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All my exes live in Texas.

Funny enough, so do all my cousins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickmidas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My wife was disappointed with the castle shaped clock I bought for her birthday....

But it’s the fort that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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My wife told me I was immature

I told her to get out of my fort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I made my son a castle out of a abacus for his birthday

It's the Fort that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My wife accused me of being immature...

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My wife said I was being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattlebeeUltor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My wife accused me of being immature...

I told her to get out of my fort.

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