Food delivery Puns

A list of puns related to "Food delivery"

“Sorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food delivery”

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?

Grub hub

(please don't shoot me)

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.

I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.

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👤︎ u/A-T-P
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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What's the difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes?

Prokaryotes are delivery drivers, eukaryotes are when you pick the food up yourself.

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👤︎ u/GingerKenobi
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Delivery dad joke

My roommate and I are ordering some Chinese food for delivery.

She asks "what's a good tip for a delivery driver"

I reply "always wear a seat belt"

She won't talk to me now.

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👤︎ u/grease_cat
📅︎ Mar 08 2014
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