A list of puns related to "Waiter.com"
my dad will ask the waiter if their sea bass is ill tempered. Here is a link to the scene from Austin Powers for anyone who doesn't know the line. Only two waiters have ever gotten the joke.
Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.
Keep card in wallet.
Put machine to ear.
"Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."
Hand 'phone' to waiter.
Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.
Me (Waiter): Excuse me, have you finished?
Him: Actually, I'm Danish! ...!
Whenever it's time for the bill he asks the waiter if he can get the bill flambé
I have only once seen a waiter/waitress actually laugh at this, most of the time they just seem either confused, annoyed or they manage a smile.
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