What is a fleet of helicopters called?

Hellacopters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Organizing a fleet of boats...

Requires leadership

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It’s a shame that Greta Van Fleet and Hanson are from different eras...

They could’ve called their tour β€œHanson and Greta”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blunkus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Do you think Quaker calls their delivery fleet

Haulin' Oats?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuzinrob
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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I love the fleeting second of shock you get when you stumble over an extension cord.

Seriously, what a power trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediWithBenefits
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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My friend made shoes out of toy ships and planes.

When asked about it, he said he wanted to be fleet of foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What do you call a bunch of ships made of belly button lint? [x-post /r/jokes]

A naval naval fleet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteCows
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I was running late for work yesterday so I called the bus company to ask if my bus was running on time?

The lady on the other end laughed at me and said "Dear... We don't operate a fleet of DeLoreans! All of our buses run on Diesel..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evmotion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What would you call a race of seafaring belly buttons

A naval fleet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTryhardington
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Got my workmates a while ago. Still chuckle about it to myself occasionally

I work for an organisation which has a very institutionalised system whereby the newest hires are the shit kickers and the people who have been there longest have it easiest. I knew it when I signed up and now I've done my time and moved up the totem pole a bit. I was lucky enough to be one of 10 people hired at the same time in this hiring period and so the shit was spread out a bit.

We have a small fleet of cars that need to be washed every Sunday. This is the newest hire's responsibility. About 2-3 months into the job I was washing the cars with a few of my other new colleagues. Our supervisor pokes his head out of the building and barks at us "Make sure you do a good job; don't forget to do the wheels!"

"Don't worry boss," I replied, "I'll do a wheelie good job!"

Have you ever heard a chorus of groans? I have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_saladfingers_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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I was playing as Spain in Europa Universalis

Decided to name my fleet Armada Options as I had very little to do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grayworks
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An Admiral looks up all the ships under his command in awe...

It's a fleeting moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike91444
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As a kid, whenever my friends rotary phone rang...

...his dad jumped up into a boxing stance and said, "what round is it". For you kiddies, rotary phones sounded like a bell ringing.

Backstory, he often reminded us we were talking to the 1940 something pacific fleet middle lightweight champ.

He was a great guy and I miss him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battle_hardend
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Why isn't a fleet of helicopters....

just called hellacopters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
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