Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
Dad: web design.
I hope you scrolled past that.
No hard feelings.
A good buoy
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
You can see it in the middle of the "B"
She did not hold Up well.
Take 911 for example
It was in tenths.
But their sausage was the wurst!
Just so I cover all the bassists.
Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.
What a pore sole
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Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
"You'd starve to death but that technically was the rest of your life."
I mean, the gall...
But I felt like I dyed a little inside.
Because you should never go bass to mouth
Then things started to go south.
She asked me why, and I had honestly not expected it-- so I panicked and went, "I dunno, "Z"?"
They're in mint condition.
Me: That’s the spirit.
Because they would be Knight Wights.
But personally I think shredded is grater
All they wanna do is start their day with a bang!
But then again, I could be full of shit.
Suture self
There were other fish in the sea
A farmer decides to sell everything he owns and use the money to buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune.
Old MacDonald lost his farm.
E-I-E-I-O
It's owl good.
I replied: I’m not a fan.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant. “I’m sorry,” said the maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai."
AC/DC
It stated that I was accused of "pi-rating"
That's a grape idea!
Only a fraction of people know this
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
that line is the Y-axis
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
only a fraction of people will get this joke
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
But only a fraction of people will get the joke.
only a fraction of people will find this funny.
"Vet? I'm fucking soaked!"
Only a fraction of people will get this.
and an idiot standing on the shore.
