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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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They have milkshakes with whipped cream and cherries at Chick-fil-A, but nothing more elaborate...

Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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My FIL just got me with this one

I love camping because I get to eat out every night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Yelled down the street to my daughter while she was walking my FIL's little chihuahua: "Hey did you get that dog on sale??"

It certainly looks like you got it half off!!

I could hear the groan all the way up the street..success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malbert215
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Chick- Fil-Leia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdub9388
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now

They wash their hands religiously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simulated_Person
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.

A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonisJive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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FIL May just be my new favourite person

Doing a crossword yesterday with FIL, MIL & GIL.
FIL says "Hey did you know I completed The Times crossword the other day apart from one clue" (For those of you who don't know The Times crossword is like one of the hardest crosswords)
MIL: "Go on then tell me the clue, I bet I'll work it out"
FIL: "Ok, the clue was "Heavily laden postman"
MIL: "How many letters?"
FIL: "Hundreds and Hundreds I would imagine"

Dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megpuss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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Puns from working at Chick Fil A (sorry about audio desync) youtu.be/s-EaFb3OfsQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Chick fil-a never lets me down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingCrittt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order out to me.

They must’ve been off their Chick-fil- β€œA-game”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xCtrldChaosx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Most Sundays I declare, "I'm taking a stand, we are eating Chick-fil-a today or nothing at all!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickleddin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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FIL jokes

While driving around Florida looking for go cart racing.

Me: Hey there's a dollar tree FIL: Any money blooming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nowthatsthespirit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2016
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My FIL was talking about his catch-up 401-K

At dinner, my father in law was talking about how he has a catch-up 401K and can contribute extra each year. I told him to be careful and that he should maybe diversify with a mustard 401K as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piyoucaneat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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My friend was eating a salad at Chic Fil A and says "Man, my tooth is freezing"

I respond "it's because you're eating iceberg lettuce!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaughnathon07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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While watching a movie with my inlaws, FIL asks "Do we have volume?"

Wife: "No, but I have mass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowboyColin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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My FIL when leaving the house with MIL, "You drive and I'll nag"

He then looks at me and says "marital navigation, Nagigation".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prime__Number
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2016
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Years ago, my friend was excited to see Chick Fil-A coming to our state...

I asked him if he thought they'd be successful or barely get by on a wing and a prayer.

He became quite cross with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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Got my FIL on Easter

I was slightly speeding through a speed trap, yesterday. My FIL said, "Careful, you don't want a speeding ticket on Easter Sunday..."

I responded, "I know... Fee has risen."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiBorg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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My FIL said he has stomach cramps.

He told everyone he thinks he might be on his comma. All his daughters look at him in confusion. I'm dying laughing until he drops, "because I don't have a period."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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Chik-Fil-A Cow Costume Joke

Talking about what the person in the Chik-Fil-A costume is to do if a child takes their glove off.

"Apparently the person in the costume is supposed to act like they don't have a hand and than go to their helper and say 'That child is bullying me!'".

At this point my father started historically laughing, and we asked him why.

"Get it? BULLying? Because its the cow?"

Groans were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sex_at_noon_taxes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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