Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now

They wash their hands religiously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simulated_Person
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.

A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonisJive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Puns from working at Chick Fil A (sorry about audio desync) youtu.be/s-EaFb3OfsQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Chick fil-a never lets me down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingCrittt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order out to me.

They must’ve been off their Chick-fil- β€œA-game”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xCtrldChaosx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Most Sundays I declare, "I'm taking a stand, we are eating Chick-fil-a today or nothing at all!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickleddin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Years ago, my friend was excited to see Chick Fil-A coming to our state...

I asked him if he thought they'd be successful or barely get by on a wing and a prayer.

He became quite cross with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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My friend hit me with this one at KFC

We were on our way to get some lunch and I was wondering if KFC was busy or not, so I asked,

"Is there a queue in KFC?"

To which my friend replied,

"No, but there is a K, an F and a C..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuy93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What is Fonzie’s favorite restaurant?

Chick-fil-Eyy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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yes sex would be fine

Going through Chick-Fil-A drive through-

Young Drive Through Lady: (Hands us a whole bunch of food)

Dad: Thanks

Young Drive Through Lady: Would you like some sacks? (Since there was a lot of food and for some reason she didn't put any of it in a bag)

Dad: Yes sex would be fine. (Staring at drive through lady)

Drive Through Lady: Sorry sir we don't sell that here. (Smiles and hands sack)

Dad: (Drives off laughing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McWidget01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Crushed self confidence.

I went to Chick-Fil-A with my dad and got a lemonade with my sandwich. We got to the window to pick up our food and he asked "could I get a straw for that lemonade? Because my son really sucks."

Well played, dad. Well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMath3w
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-fil-eyyyyyyyy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alboy122303
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sydafect
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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