What do you give Scooby-Doo when he has a fever?

Ketchup, because that's what you put on a hot dog.

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I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'

My Nose will be streaming soon.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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What's the best chair for a fever?

A seat of minophen.

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👤︎ u/vibemecha
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.

Their names are Sam and Ella.

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Why should you put mustard on a puppy with a fever?

Because it's the best thing for a hot dog

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👤︎ u/RedLMR56
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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What do you call an otter with a fever?

Hotter

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👤︎ u/fek_user
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you tell yourself when you wake up with fever and realize you are late for work?

Self, I so late.

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With all this corona stuff going on, My son just said he had a fever...

I naturally told him that the only cure is more cowbell.

(...I laughed. And he did not. Nor did the wife. Sleeping on the couch tonight! ... worth it!)

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👤︎ u/jsmezz
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I have hay-fever at the moment

Snot funny.

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👤︎ u/bansel
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Heard of the African Swine Fever?

It's dangerous A.S.F.!

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📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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👤︎ u/717to321
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I uploaded a video of me having fever.

It was viral.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Fevers are not cool
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👤︎ u/VRMac
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home.

Allergies In Da House

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do you give a sick dog that has a fever?

Mustard

( a patient told me this a few days ago. I'm still laughing about it)

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What jokes prevent hay-fever?

Antihista-memes

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👤︎ u/carubian
📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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John Travolta is suffering from a fever - it's rheumatic.

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

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👤︎ u/Manderley1
📅︎ Jan 13 2018
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It's been too cold to venture out the past few days. I'm not sure if cabin fever is setting in, or if dad's sense of humor has always been this lame.

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

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👤︎ u/barthm1
📅︎ Feb 21 2015
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What would you call decisions you make while having a fever?

Ill-adviced!

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👤︎ u/Kvothedota
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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"I had a fever."

Dad says, "If you'd had two, you could give me change for a ten!"

Every. Time.

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📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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What do you put on a dog with a fever

mustard

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👤︎ u/sweetb00bs
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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